Funny Quotes......
1.If you dont succeed at first, sky diving is not for you.
2.Reality is the illusion caused by the lack of alcohol" - Sir JohnyWalker
3.Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished................
4.Attitude is like an underwear...you must wear it but never show it.
5.Optimism is when you fall into a river, you start taking a bath.
6.there r two parts in my brain left & right; right is havin nothin left in it,
and left is havin nothin right in it..........
7.optimism is: when a bird flies over you and shits on ur face, u thnk god tht cows dont fly!!!
8.I was too lazy to start something.... I got reputation for patience!!
-My favorite
9.how can i miss you if you dont go away
10.Beer does not solve any of life's problem but neither does water nor milk.
So Cheers !!
11.I am not completely useless .. I can be used as a bad example.
12.Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin.
13.If you can't convince them, confuse them..
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